Wednesday, January 30, 2008

From the Pearl meeting to Saburo's to The Basement

I like how we started out in the Pearl, and our crawl progressively got "dive-ier" as the night went on. We ended with PBR's at The Basement. I'm starting to wonder, "What the hell am I doing??????"

Monday, January 28, 2008

Pictures of Baby Pearl


I stumbled across pictures of baby Pearl today and had to share. She is the "dog-gondest," futest baby ever. I just want to snuggle her up and give her kisses. Look at her baby paws! Doesn't she inspire squeeziness! EAT HER UP! LOVE IT!

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Valentine's Day Wishlist, Part 2

I'm creating a little Valentine Wishlist, if anyone out there so chooses to be my Valentine and needs a little hint! :)

As everyone knows, Valentine's Day is my best flavorite holiday. I'll take it over Christmas, Easter, Thanksgiving and the 4th of July. I don't care if haters call it a Hallmark holiday. (Actually, all the better. I happen to love Hallmark.) It makes me happy, giddy and guilt-free about consuming food items like truffles, fondue and champagne and . . . high-calorie chocolate body paint.

Sidenote: Just to let everyone know . . . I went on a date last week, hoping for the best. The best being a boyfriend (lover, sex slave, whatever . . . ), and all I got was a burnout alcoholic with no sense of humor. Lame.

Fantastic Valentine's Presents Ash Unabashed Covets:

- A Chocolate Dipped Strawberry Cupcake basket from Cupcake Jones
- A beautiful floral arrangement from Old Town Florist
- Valentine Day Package from Orchid Exchange, In Good Taste and Urbane Zen
- Dinner at Park Kitchen on February 12th, with Guest Chef Troy Maclarty of Lovely Hula Hands, and Chef David Padberg of Park Kitchen
- Funny, cute boy on my doorstep, wrapped in a big, red ribbon!

Now see, that wasn't so bad, was it!

Monday, January 21, 2008

Miss iMetz

P.S. I love that when I saw Monica today and screeched, "I have BIG news!" She immediately replied, eyes wide, "YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED!" I love a girl who knows how to laugh. Could she be any cuter? *wink*

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Roses are red, violets are blue . . . .

I am so in love with Orchid Exchange, I don't know what to do!!!

Orchid Exchange in the Pearl has the cutest, most community-minded assistance for Valentine's Day. If you're clueless about what to get your signifigant other, then call them! They are offering a fabulous Valentine Package that incorporates other Pearl retailers, and BONUS- it's unisex- perfect for either gender. Women will be thrilled and men will be pampered!

And, if you're looking for a present for your favorite Portland girl . . . this is what I want! ;)

The Orchid Exchange Valentine's Day Package includes:

-Orchid Exchange’s most popular white phalaenopsis arrangement in a beautiful container
-One of six wines from In Good Taste’s Wine Gallery
-A six pack of handmade bath fizzies by Urbane Zen (vegan friendly, using only the finest ingredients)
-Delivered to your Valentine!!!

All you have to do is place your order (and come up with something sexy to say on the card!). And for the bargain price of $175.

Did I mention this is on the top of my Valentine Wishlist?????? (Of course, and most importantly, you always need someone special to share the spoils with!)

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Manuary Post # . . . ummm . . . .

My month of Manuary has taken on a peculiar life of its own. First of all, I haven't been meeting many available men because I've been spending most of my time with one friend.This is a good, fun thing in a lot of ways, but this is also detremental to the "Manuary Social Experiment."

Note to self: Get back on track!

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

RIP Brad Renfro

As everyone knows, another Hollywood actor died today. RIP Brad Renfro. The story is sad and I feel bad for his family. Even though he had his demons (who doesn't!) he was still a person and someone is missing him terribly right now.

This is what CupMyPeaches had to say about the issue:

He's dead? What's for lunch? Seriously, who cares. Missed? By who, the police? His drug dealer? More losers like this should get a Darwin Award for thinning out the herd of morons spawned by Hollyweird.


So what are your thought on the all the drug-snorting, out-of-control, young actors and actresses in Celebrity-ville? Do you feel pity for them or wish they'd jump already???

Monday, January 14, 2008

Arms Proliferation + Peace Talks = Insane

Does anyone else find is disturbingly ironic that while Bush was on a Middle-East peace-talk blitz he negotiated an arms and weaponery deal with Saudi Arabian King Abdullah????

First of all, how can you be on a peace mission while you're selling guns and weapons of mass destruction? It's sick.

Secondly . . . isn't this what happened in South America and in Afghanistan? The US provided training and weaponry to these countries and then . . . . rebellion.

I don't understand why we keep training hate and intolerance. Shouldn't peace initiatives be about promoting goodwill throughout the world? Unfortunately they're about stockpiling bombs and harmful machinery that will end up killing us all. Wake up Evangelicals, Jesus would be appalled. I am too. And if you're not appalled, then you're in denial about what is happening to this country.

Earth: Love it while it lasts.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Ash-ology

Here's a meme on "ologies." Have fun with it!

MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
I have a fond memory of the best salad I ever ate, and it was accompanied by a Champagne-Shallot vinaigrette dressing. But I usually take Balsamic and EVOO or ranch.

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Jack in the Box. (Habes knows what's up!)

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
It depends. For dates, I adore Fratelli, Bluehour or Olive or Twist. For brunch with my sisters, hands down it's Screen Door, and for anytime . . . probably Silk. (I lourve their pho anytime and they have those caramelized, sticky wings that are to die for! Thank God M introduced me to them!)

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
Since I'm too pretty to do math, I take 10% of the total bill and then just double it and leave whatever that amount is.

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Pho.

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
If we're talking a higher-end, gourmet-style pizza then, Hot Lips Bacon, Potato with white sauce. Slice of the day in autumn on Thursdays. However, if we're talking about commonplace pizza, then pepperoni, sliced pepperoncini's (or banana peppers), and mushrooms. Yum!

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
Peanut butter. Or real, salted butter.

TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
An image of Jacquline Hurlbert's "heart" pieces. I love the green, twisted piece and also, the red and yellow labyrinth-style piece. I'd love to have more of her work. I truly feel her work. (Thank god Monica introduced me to her!)

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
2

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
right

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Yes, my appendix and a mole.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Who the hell would know this?

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
No.

BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Definitely. Can I get the year, the minute, and circumstances surrounding too??!?!?!?

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Ash Unabashed (Real Name) Kensington

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Blue.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Sick.

Q. Have you ever saved some one's life?
People have told me this before, but only in a "Oh my god, you TOTALLY saved my life!" kind of way.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
No. But I need to be saved from alot of things---self-obsession is one of them. But I think I'm doing a lot better.

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Yes

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
no

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Yes. I'm really shitty about keeping up with my blog. I've got too many jobs and responsibilities and not enough time.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
No. My sexuality/sensuality is very private to me.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Yes.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Absolutely not. Anyone who answers yes to this scares me.

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
I'm wearing a dress without pockets today. My left pocket in my bag has the PDBA cell phone, mints, a compact, 3 lipglosses, hand lotion, a uni-ball vision exact micro pen (my absolute favorite thanks to Monica!), and a condom.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Yes. But Superbad and Knocked Up are better.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Carpet.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?

Stand. Who sits? Unless you're trying to have sex and it's not really sitting. It more like . . . awkward.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
Yes. I've had quite a few in the last few years.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Tons. I love my Locals.

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
In college. Thank god.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Ruler of Everything Important in Portland

LASTOLOGY
Q: Last Friend you talked to?
Josh

Q: Last person who called u?
Josh

Q: Person you saw?
Rhiannon. We had a Brunch (with Sarah) and blogging day.

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
1- Who wants to be anything else?

Q: Season?
In- between Summer and Fall, Sall, or Fummer. I've always love summer because I'm a Junebug baby, but that in-between time is the best.

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
Yes. I always miss him.

Q: Mood?
Full and satisfied. Brunch at Daily Cafe was too good. Cafe Umbria coffee, Creme Brulee oatmeal, Eggs Astoria, Pastry Basket and BACON! (God- I just realized that all my hard work last week working out has now been negated. Bummer.)

Q: Listening to?
Moon Dance by Van Morrison. (Trying to get writing inspiration!)

Q: Watching?
Nothing. Although for some reason I've really gotten into this show called, Cashmere Mafia. It's totally cheesy--- but I like. Especially when the redhead yelled, "Don't you judge me! You DO NOT get to judge me." Obviously it hit a nerve.

Q: Worrying about?
Everything. Will I get cancer from ice cubes because they're frozen in plastic? Why haven't I received my Comcast bill- is it lost? Why hasn't my sister called me back- is she ok? Who is Dane and what did he really want? How is Brandi's pregnancy, if she's worried, should I? Did I fill out my health insurance form correctly . . . etc. I'm a neurosis-filled-head-case.

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
Stumbled into my kitchen for coffee. (Yum, Cafe Du Monde Chicory blend---straight from New Orleans!)

Q: What can you not wait to do?
Take over Portland.

Q: What's the last movie you saw?

Once. The sleeper hit of the year. Watch it--- it will change your life.

Q: Do you smile often?
Yes. I'm probably the "happiest" person I know.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
Yes. I like meeting people. I'm fun, silly and transparent. What you see is what you get!

Hey, it's OK . . . .

I simply adore Glamour Magazine's monthly page, "Hey, It's OK . . . !" Every time I read it I walk away thinking Alexandra is the most brilliant girl I know. I have a few "Hey, it's OKs," like,

Hey, it's OK . . .

. . . to not return any one's calls for an entire weekend and snuggle in bed. (Who are you? Paris Hilton?)
. . . to eat cupcakes for breakfast.
. . . to still think there are "boy" jobs and "girl" jobs. (It's perfectly acceptable to never have an inclination to chop wood, mow the lawn or haul a mini-refrigerator up 3 flights of stairs!)

Published by Glamour magazine in their February 2008 issue:

Hey, it's OK . . .

. . . to think that hat head is deadlier than frostbite.

. . . that when the delivery guy arrives with an especially large order of Chinese food, you call out "Food's here!"- to an empty house.

. . . to flip straight to the horoscopes.

. . . that you've carried around your gym bad for the past two weeks but haven't actually made it there yet.

. . . if you can make split-second decisions at work but still need a good 20 minutes to settle on a birthday card for a friend.

. . . if you like to eat veggies mainly for the dip.

. . . to Google your ex's exes.

. . . if people who are tan in the middle of winter kind of freak you out.

. . . if you've tried deep breathing, yoga and meditation, and still ding that screaming into a pillow is the best stress relief there is.

- - - - -

My personal favorites: 1. Googling your ex's exes (or current lovers, whatever), and making self-assured decisions at work, but contemplating greeting cards in Hallmark for an hour and 1/2. Those are both so Ash! :)

What about you? What are some of the life and happiness lessons that you feel 100% guilt-free about?

Technical Difficulties

It's 2am and I just got home and I'm having a total tech mess. My computer is not working properly, I need to transfer my SIM card and all info. from my Sidekick to my new (ick) Blackberry (don't laugh, I'm not Josh--- I can't afford every item I covet.), and my front door code was totally not working tonight and I just stood outside looking like a drunk idiot with a cute boy because I couldn't get my door open.

Thank God I'm having brunch with Sarah and Rhi tomorrow morning, ummm . . . actually at this time, it's THIS morning.

. . . and now my son-of-a-bitch neighbor upstairs just turned on his dryer. Either that or him and his girlfriend have the loudest vibrator I have ever heard. SLEEP PEOPLE! Doesn't anyone, other than me, sleep at 2am anymore?!?!?!????? Jeesh.

Friday, January 11, 2008

Cause all the cool kids are doing it . . .

This meme came from Rhi in Pink:

1. What did you do in 2007 that you'd never done before?
Lived my life. 2007 was a mercurial and transitory year for me. I'm continuing to learn from the lessons that were laid out.

2. Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Our New Year's Resolution's had to rhyme. So made a few.
-Feel great in 2008
-Dominate in 2008
-Lose weight in 2008
I'm actually keeping them. (We'll see how long that lasts.) I'll make New Year's Resolutions until I die, it's a comforting tradition for me, even if I never keep them past Valentine's Day.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Duh. Didn't you hear the news about Nicole & Joel, their new baby girl, Harlow Madden, and Christina & Jordan's new baby boy!

4. Did anyone close to you die?
The young wife of an old friend passed away from a rare lung cancer and it shook me pretty bad. It did impact my life though--- I quit smoking.

5. What countries did you visit?
Unfortunately, none. But in 2008- Travelate to Cubadate!

6. What would you like to have in 2008 that you lacked in 2007?
I agree with Rhi. LESS DEBT! But I'm on track now, thank goodness. I look back at the Ash of a few years ago and think, "Were all the Coach and Kate Spade bags worth it?"

7. What dates from 2007 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
July 11, 2007- Change my outlook. Can't explain why in a public domain.
November 17, 2007- Tripp Sister's "Annual" Hawaii Get-a-way!

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Learning to love myself more.

9. What was your biggest failure?
The entire episode with Nordy. I don't exactly regret what happened because I learned so much about myself, but I wish I would have handled it more sensibly and without the glut of uneccesasary drama.

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?

Yes! Not anything too serious, but I was sick for the last two months of the year. (I think part of this was due to my excessive nighttime habits, if you get the driftm . . . )

11. What was the best thing you bought?
Well, I don't know if it can be classified as "bought," but I exchanged my habitual trend of co-dependency for a stronger sense of self-respect and finally became more confortable telling people, "No, I don't want to do that." (Ok, ok, and my new favorite earrings from jewelry dsigner, Deborah Funches.)

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
Mine! I'm on break-through behavior mode, baby!

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
George Bush and most other Republican 2008 candidates.

14. Where did most of your money go?
Sadly, booze, drugs and partying. (See, I've really cleaned up my act!)

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Going to Hawaii with my girls, getting "the" Nicole Lee bag for Christmas and starting freshate in 2008!

16. What song will always remind you of 2007?
Tears Dry On Their Own by Amy Winehouse. I swear--- I must have listened to that song at least a million times. It was on repeat for, no joke, at least 5 months. Honestly, I have every song on that album memorized and it WAS the playlist of 2007. Her self-descruction and provocative despair appealed to me.

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
a) happier or sadder? MUCH happier!!!!!!!
b) thinner or fatter? Thinner! (I've actually been getting up as the ass-crack of dawn to work-out. I'm still amazed by this.)
c) richer or poorer? Richer, in every way that matters.

18. What do you wish you’d done more of?
Get a clue about what was actually going on instead of trying to ignore it and believe what I "wanted."

19. What do you wish you’d done less of?
Crying and feeling sorry for myself.

20. How did you spend Christmas?
With my fantastic Family. Tripp Sister Spa Day on Christmas Eve, Tripp Family Annual Party on Christmas Eve night (Mom came too! Yay!), and divied up Christmas Day with Ryni, Weana, Mom, Dad, my two amazing sisters, and a fun aunt and happy grandparents!

21. Did you fall in love in 2007?
Yes, unfortunately. I was like, the Queen of Unrequited Love. Not going there again!

22. What was your favorite TV program?
This is embarrassing: it's a tie between The Hills and Weeds.

23. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
Nope, I've got nothing but love.

24. What was the best book you read?
No one belongs here more than you by Miranda July. I also re-read, Getting Over It by Anna Maxted which is one of my all-time favorites.

25. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Love-stung girl music. I adore Jasmine Ash, Feist, Sara Bareilles and Colbie Calliet.

26. What did you want and get?

The forementioned Nicole Lee bag and a better relationship with a few select people.

27. What did you want and not get?
Honesty; kind of disappointing.

28. What was your favorite film of this year?
I can't get enough of Once. It was the sleeper hit of the year with an amzaing musical score. So much passion and energy.

30. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Not being such a drama-queen.

31. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2007?
Unconventional? I don’t know. I’m a cross between portland urban and albany country club.

32. What kept you sane?
Reading about women going through more deranged relationship dilemnas than I. Also, Cosmo's, cocaine and chicken wings.

33. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Reggie Bush. I became a football-aholic and found him charming.

34. What political issue stirred you the most?
Anything related to George Bush. He's the most substanial and caustic threat to the well-being of America.

35. Who did you miss?
Amanda, Heidi and Traci who live in Oklahoma, Alaska and Ohio.

36. Who was the best new person you met?
Josh. Also there are some friends I have reconnected with. It's all been very positive for me.

37. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2007.
Self-descruction and co-dependency doesn’t work anymore. I am not a teenager, I am an adult. Deal with it.

38. Quote a song that sums up your year.

"Brandy Alexander" by Feist

Though I'd like to be the girl for him
And cross the sea and land for him
On milky skin my tongue is sand until
The ever distant band begins to play

He's my Brandy Alexander
Always gets me into trouble
But that's another matter
Brandy Alexander

He's my Brandy Alexander
Always gets me into trouble
But that's another matter
Brandy Alexander

Though I know what I love most of him
I'm walking on needles and pins
My addiction to the worst of him
The low moon helps me sing

I'm his Brandy Alexander
Always get him into trouble
I hide that I'm flattered
Brandy Alexander

I'm his Brandy Alexander
Always get him into trouble
I hide that I'm flattered
Brandy Alexander

Goes down easy
It goes down easy

39. Quote a song that will create 2008.

"Intuition" by Feist

What gives, what helps, the intuition?
I know, I'll know
I won't have to be shown
The way home
And it's not about a boy
Although although

They can lead you
Break or defeat you

A destination known
Only by the one
Who's fate is overgrown
Piecemeal can break your home in half
A love is not complete with only heat

And they can tease you
Break or complete you

And it came a heat wave
A merciful save
You choose you chose
Poetry over prose
A map is more unreal than where you've been
Or how you feel
A map is more unreal than where you've been
Or how you feel
And it's impossible to tell
How important someone was
And what you might have missed out on
And how he might have changed it all
And how you might have changed it all for him
And how he might have changed it all
And how you might have changed it all for him

Did I, did I
Did I, did I
Did I, did I
Did I, did I
Did I did I miss out on you?

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

The month of Manuary- Post #2

I'm not doing very well meeting men this month because I keep hanging out with my friend (yes, I said friend) Josh. I've decided that when you laugh at another boy's jokes and silly personality (even if you're only friends) other boys do not find this behavior approachable. This makes me wonder if the boys I'm throwing "come hither" looks at, while being entertained by Josh, are mistaking him as my boyfriend. Which is no good at all, because not only am I missing out on making out with someone at the end of the night, but potential prospects inadvertently think I DO have someone to make out at night. And sadly, there's no making out at night. MUST . . . REMEDY . . . SITUATION . . . SOON.

Friday, January 4, 2008

MANUARY Post #1- A First Thursday Evening of Possiblity

Already I'm off to a rocky start! I started with the best intentions of blogging about my "Man Hunt" every day, but boy, I did not expect it would be such a challenge, and I hardly have time for it!

However, last night, it was my monthly standing date with one of my “best flavorite” girls, Rhi in Pink. Part of my job description is that I must attend member advertised events on First Thursday to show support. Rhi has been nice enough for the past few months to accompany me on these nights, through wind, rain and (last year!) snow, and we always end the night with celebratory cigarettes and drinks, usually at LowBrow, but sometimes at other low-profile spots.

As we navigated our way through the Pearl last night, starting at Olea, stopping by Lizard Lounge (Rhi purchased the futest little brown dress . . . and it was 20% off!) and with every good intention of swinging by Lara Sydney, Augen and AIA Galleries, we landed at the LowBrow. (And of course, after the regulatory stop at Rite-Aid for menthol 100’s.)

We chatted giddily for hours and were joined by another friend, Pearled Josh (trying to keep people anonymous for the obvious reasons), and I managed to:

A. Flirt with Josh
B. Talk to a boy who was adorable and bummed our last cigarette; said he was 31,but appeared to be barely over the legal drinking age
C. Be noticed by a slightly inebriated man at the bar on the way out of the restroom who wanted to engage me in a serious discuss about why “women like me always go for the gay-looking dudes who like clothes and shit.” (C’mon, what’s wrong with clothes, they’re cute and they keep you warm. Somehow I do not think this was what he was hinting at.)


I managed to flirt and talk up a storm with both male individuals, however, neither one was on my radar, if you know what I mean! And Josh can't count in this whole "Manuary experiment" because . . . . he just can't. And . . . I have a crush. However, Rhi and I discussed the merits (or should I say non-merits) of this crush, and thankfully, being the good friend she is, she looked me directly in the eye and said, “He’s just not that into you.” Which I needed to be told. This weekend I need to put that crush to bed and discover a new one! Yay!

Actually I just made up for the last two days because I met two boys in one night. Sadly, neither warranted further contact, but so it goes in the land of singleness.

Here comes the weekend!

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

It's the month of MAN-UARY!

My New Year's resolution this year is to find a man. But not just any man. I'm looking for a man that respects me, (i.e. doesn't put me on hold all the time when HE calls me, or cuts me off all the time when I am speaking, or never humors me), isn't broke, enojoys good food (not McDonald's drive thru), has manners, engages in a healthy relationship with his mother, and the kicker . . . . is funny and silly enough to make me laugh, and more importantly, put a smile on my face when I think about him (even if he's in Miami, FL and I haven't seen in a week.)

In conclusion to my search, I will be trying to strike up a conversation with a man EVERY DAY throughout the month of January, which I will now refer to as MANUARY. (Because damnit, it will be my Manuary!)I'll post my methodology, findings, and if I'm lucky, results every night. This is basically a social experiment. It should be titled, "How one self-respecting woman punished herself in the name of humility and need for affection and connection," but in case someone I know reads this and immediately recognizes the pathetic nature of the post and calls me out, we'll label the official name as, "Manuary: A One-Month Social Experiment in Hunt and Gather." This little enterprise could completely backfire on me, or worst case scenario, the man-of-the-day will be my landlord (not an acceptable suitor by any means).

Stay tuned for the residuum.